Olivia's New Bike... a tragic love story
Olivia: Mommy! I LOVE my new princess bike! I love the ponytails on the handles and the princesses and the pink!
Mommy: Olivia, don't forget to watch where you are going! You can't just watch your feet!
Olivia: Look mommy! I am on my bike all by myself! I can't even fall over because it has training wheels. AND it has princesses and it is pink!
Olivia: MOMMYYYYYYY I fell off my bike! My knee hurts and my pants are wet and there is dirt on my hands and I have an owee!!!!! I don't want my new bike anymore because it hurts me!
Oh the heartbreak.