"Thank-you Jesus, make my underwear stay out of my bum. In Jesus name Amen"I think women everywhere can agree with that prayer :).
I love it. I think she is hilariously adorable.
Today she came up to me and said
"um, Mommy? *pause*
I maybe dumpeded the bandaids in the potty. And I fwusheded (flushed) it. Maybe. *pause*
But it wasn't me. *pause*
Except it was.
And then I noticed that she had two small round bandaids on her forehead. I asked why and she said
"because I hurted myself you siwwy (silly) gooses ."
(yes, Olivia DID choose to wear a velvet green Christmas dress today to play in... she's a fashion genius people )
I bet her teacher is going to have fun with her when she starts junior kindergarten on Tuesday.
It's ok though.
I'll just say to the teacher
"I maybe taught Olivia to be sassy. Unintentionally. But it wasn't me. Except it was. Sorry."