Me: Hey Olivia, what is that you have? (translation- why have you been so quiet for the past 5 minutes?)
Olivia: dis bottle an my Mickey Mouse.
Me: What's in that bottle Olivia?
Olivia: yotion (lotion) mommy
Olivia: see? its on my hand! Gamma gave it to us.
Me: Olivia, what is in your slippers?
Olivia: nuffing (nothing) is in my swippers mommy.
Olivia: just yotion mommy!
Me: nice work honey.
Olivia: fanks mommy
(just as a point of interest if you completely ignore puddles of hand sanitizer left in your daughter's slippers it will dry all on its own and she will wear them the next day as though nothing had been there ever)
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