Actual conversation with my son Owen held 5 minutes ago....
Owen: Is Shadow (our cat) a baby like Olivia?
Me: Because Shadow is only 9 months old.
Owen: (walks over to me and starts patting my belly) Mommy, I wish we had LOTS of babies.
Me: What kind of babies?
Owen: ALL kinds of babies.
Owen: but not too many babies.... just 3 more.
Me: that is a lot of babies honey. Why do you want more babies?
Owen: because our house is just SO big and your tummy is SO big.
Me: Mommy doesn't want any more babies honey. I have enough.
Owen: but your tummy could have more in there... it's big enough.
Me: I know honey but there is no more babies in there.
Owen: Transformers are cool....
Me: weeping and sighing over the state of my rather ... um... voluptuous body.
Hey. Let’s be friends.
8 hours ago