I WANT to tell you all about the fabulous Christmas we had here.
I WANT to sit and enjoy the new computer software my husband got me.
I WANT to lounge around and bask in the afterglow of my 32nd birthday.
But I can't.
My house is in complete chaos.
How is it possible for one holiday to create so much mess?
I am pretty sure it will take me HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS to clean up this disaster area.
I'm gonna need some more tea.
Honestly, they should have called it Labiastick.
3 hours ago