Sometimes I find it super gross being the mom of sons. This morning my son Aiden was scratching his... um... bum rather excessively (in my humble opinion) and I told him that sometimes an itchy bum means you need to take a bath. Would he like a bath? No. He says "No mom, it's ok, I can scratch the inside of my bum with my finger and I don't mind the germs". Yucky.
Aren't you glad I shared that with you all?